So who am I, you ask?

Or perhaps you didn't ask, or could care less, but either way you're going to find out, because you clicked some sort of link, or were snookered into it, and are sitting here reading this. Anyway, logical presumptions about the intent nd purpose of viewers aside, I am, among other things, a verbose person. I love writing, discussing, debating, deliberating, playing devil's advocate, or anything else intellectually stimulating.

That said, I am also one of the most easily amused people you may ever have the pleasure (or pain) of reading the online bio of. I am a geek, in many different senses of the word; I an a computer engineer, and I own many many computers; I currently have experience programming in about 14 different languages; I am an Eagle scout and I still love camping and the outdoors; I am a sound guy, I have a recording studio in my basement, and I have run PA for various functions since I was in first grade; I think Superman is the coolest superhero of all time and I harbor dillusions of being Clark Kent / Superman on occasion, though I have yet to attempt to fly; I love fast cars and actively drool over them; I have been an A/V nerd, or whatever you want to call someone who does large amounts of video editting mostly for pleasure; I think GNU/Linux is an awesome operating system, and consider Microsoft to be somewhere along the lines of the evil empire when it comes to some of their business practices; I have seen the large majority of Monty Python's skits and movies, and can recite lines from them, along with lines from many other movies that hold no socially or morally redeeming value. The list goes on for many many more pages, but those of you who know me probably know already, and those who don't could care less.

Required 15 minute break to prevent eye strain

I am also a cheeseball and a romantic at times. I firmly believe chivalry is not dead and I am bound and determined to single-handedly prove it, even if everyone else gives up. I am an obnoxiously sarcastic person, and I love puns, jokes, and contests of wit, but beneath that I still believe that people are in general good, though occasionally misguided. I love my life, and life in general, and I am almost always having fun doing whatever it is I am doing, because there is nowhere near enough time to be upset, down, or bored by life. I hold that every person is beautiful and an awesome person, and anyone who tries to tell them differently is doing a great injustice. I also quite enjoy ranting, if I hadn't mentioned that.

Anyway, enough of a personal statement on my views on life, because I could write for pages on my views, opinions and hobbies. I shall now attempt to sum up my life worth with a cheese online survey of some sort, once I find one of appropriate merit.